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“Shitty motivation for young men” Starter Pack

“Shitty motivation for young men” Starter Pack

NattyGains4Life

3 GOLDEN RULES FOR ALPHA MALES LIVE LAUGH LOVE


Skydog57

HE’LL YEAH BRŒTHER


crimsonfukr457

PISS SHIT CUM


Roncryn

Uuugh! I just felt that horrible chill I get whenever I see those three words together. It’s like an evil incantation of forced positivity


Poptartlivesmatter

uses screencaps of wolf of wall street despite that movie making fun of them


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Wolf of Wall Street is the new Scarface.


kkeut

say hello to my chocolate blend


brodamon

Dunca chino


Frenchticklers

The new Fight Club, in that its fans miss the point entirely


cheekydorido

they kind of forget the part where all the guys just backstab eachother in the end, go to jail and some of them just kill themselves.


Gloomy_Slide

“DOGGY DOG WORLD LIVE FAST DIE HARD HERE FOR A GOOD TIME NOT A LONG TIME MAKE MONEY LIVE AND DIE 😤😤💪💪😏😏😒😎😎”


nwoh

WAKE UP TIME TO GET THAT BAG GRIND BRUH BRUH YOU DO YOU KING 🤴 👑 😤😤😤🙌🙌👌👌


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UnorignalUser

A leased Used beemer.


Yekab0f

I had to grind for dis view 😡😡🤔💅🤔🤔🙏😤😤💪💪👌🤏🤏


Troumbomb

I am ASSUMING you purposefully wrote doggy dog world, and it's pretty funny. If you didn't and thought the saying was actually that, then that's very very funny.


knightress_oxhide

it's just water under the fridge.


Disownership

Doesn’t take rocket appliances.


Jedi-Guy

Just remember, what goes around is all around.


WhiteWolf3117

No but I love how the final shot of Wolf of Wallstreet is basically saying “you assholes will eat this stuff up, because you still want to be him”


hkjdmfan

Never thought of it that way. You're onto something. **Now..sell me. This pen.**


Affectionate-Gas970

That’s what makes it so terrifying.


LosPullUpsHermanos

That’s a great read of the scene. I always thought that ending muddled the themes in favour of giving Leo another cool moment but thinking of it this way is quite cool


Chewy_Soda

Always hate when wolf of Wall Street is used for motivational quotes when the movie is literally about taking short cuts and doing fraud


realultralord

Well, the moral of the movie is, take shortcuts, be fraudulent and become filthy rich. Fuck all the pretty girls, be convicted of crime, go to rich people jail for a year or two and retire with all the money you still have. Still a better outcome than work 40 years and maybe retire IF you don't have a medical condition.


ninefeet

You left out do coke off of Margot Robbie's titty.


EquivalentInflation

Same thing for Fight Club.


bozwald

This starter pack is probably linked to like a dozen murders per year.


cauldron_bubble

And spousal abuse


_Dague_

People did that with Mad Men. They thought it was cool to have money, drink, and dress nice. The whole point of the show was that they were all miserable people.


meodd8

Miserable *rich* people.


TJRex01

Miserable, rich, very attractive people.


Epic1024

Had a job in "sales" a couple years ago, the walls in the office were covered in Wolf of Wall Street posters. It later turned out that my whole job was taking part in a scam.


neat-NEAT

The term "sigma male" will never not be funny to me. Not only are they trying to one up an already long dated term, but they're also willingly opening themselves up to "sigma nuts" jokes.


v_a_n_d_e_l_a_y

Why did the pick sigma? Is 18th of 24th meaningful?


DAM1313

it's the only other greek letter these fucking morons know. alpha, beta and omega were already taken.


InsertAmazinUsername

gotta be that Δ male. be the difference or change in the world. 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤


jaybram24

They be sleeping on us Γ males. The true underdogs.


Mercurio7

Completely ignoring the superiority of Ξ males I see.


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DrewDrinks

So russians


moondrunkmonster

Gotta step function on them haters


psychobilly1

λ or die! Admittedly, it has its ups and downs.


ToXiC_Games

Ah yes, we are the wavelength


graham2k

Gotta admit, Half-Life males are the cuckiest of the cucks. ​ /s (just in case.)


SparrowFate

They should play soma then. Lots of neat Greek letters. And the end of the world


xXDad_ToucherXx

Soma deez nuts lmao


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Twitch_Half

Oh God Six Sigma is real? I always thought it was a joke on 30 Rock.


tonufan

Yeah, it's a quality assurance thing. Project managers get six sigma and/or lean certifications and go work for manufacturing companies making 6 figures to train employees on the methodology. It actually involves a lot of statistics and analysis. I learned it in engineering project management courses.


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I think it's because S-class trumps A-class in video games, which are the full extent of their cultural sphere.


[deleted]

Exactly, phi would sound so much cooler! "HOW TO BECOME A PHIMALE IN TEN SIMPLE STEPS!"


SerpentineLogic

Trans Formation


TheMegaTheorist

But phi rhymes with eye in English


[deleted]

I know, and it kind of ruins the joke. Still, the "original" Koine Era pronunciation is like fi in fix


unaboo

Can't help but think smegma males every time I hear these assholes.


DocJawbone

The funniest (and most tragic) part of that to me is, it's all about being an alpha but \*also\* being a lone wolf. So basically it's all marketed to people who don't have any real friends or network. So instead of joining clubs and meeting people, they can tell themselves they're basically alphas except even \*better\*: they're sigmas because they are lOnE wOlVeS


Seve7h

It’s really weird how they focus so much on pack animals, lions, wolves etc, all struggle and rarely survive on their own. Why not something like a bear? or a badger? Something that actually does spend a significant amount of time on its own?


davidnissim

47 Lamborghinis in my Lamborghini account


jkoudys

I'm making 5 passive income Lamborghinis a week.


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Kneebreakerino

I have 10000 books in my book account


2drawnonward5

I like how nobody knows who that guy is anymore but everybody remembers what a wannabe-tryhard he was then.


Mr_Abe_Froman

*in the Hollywood Hills*


Seve7h

I actually left one of his hour or so long advertisements on once while i was doing chores, just kinda listening in the background He literally never gets to a single point and it just ends with “buy my book on how to be a boss”


nicocappa

Just like Buffet Warren Billionaire said The more you learn... the more you DRIVE UP HERE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS


blamb211

You need more fuel units YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS


mackerel2

KNAWLIGE!!!!!!!!


Kajimishima2

And only 47 Hollywood hills in my Hollywood hills account.


crothwood

"I am a lone wolf and proud", the man shouted to all who would listen, hoping for their attention to validate his delusions.


rainsoaked88

I just watched that video out of curiosity and it has a lot of unhealthy messages. “If you’re going to try, go all the way, otherwise don’t try at all”. Like isn’t that the opposite way to find passion and gain experience? You should try tons of stuff, expecting to be bad at it (at least at first), and see if anything sticks. Then you can practice a skill, or you can at least say you tried it once.


BarklyWooves

So what they're saying is.. "Do or do not. There is no try." These mfs are just stealing yoda quotes.


xz1224

"Lone wolf" is just a cool way of saying anti-social.


SometimesWeNeedFood

Meanwhile real "lone wolves" would give their right testicle to end up in a healthy group of likeminded peers.


BarklyWooves

I wouldn't give up a testicle for it, but I'd definitely suck some dicks if you know what I mean


DTMgreen

How could anyone mistake what you mean?


Zandrick

Or a desperate way to describe loneliness.


3-orange-whips

>The lone wolf dies on the prairie, but the pack survives. \-Dutch Van Der Linde


endi12314

The hell's that lone wolf bullshit. Sounds like something out of edgy 14 yo's fanfiction


SJdport57

Interesting fact: wolves only go out on their own when they are forced out of the pack for either being sickly or a problem causer. Life expectancy is very low. Healthy wolves that are loners are constantly looking for a mate so they can start a new pack.


asek13

Now that you mention it. It does sound kinda fitting for some of these people.


princessvaginaalpha

I thought the same thing. They are ostracized by their own group so they are left out. So they keep looking for new connections ie. finding new friends so they are not so lonely anymore


ruetheblue

Ooh, I love this subject! I think the funniest part about this all is that the types of people who refer to the hierarchal structure of wolves (I.e. Alpha, beta, sigma, omega...) are referring to a severely outdated, and frankly incorrect myth about wolves! Just as you mentioned, Wolf packs are literally just family units. The only hierarchy that exists is split between the parents and the children, and the children eventually leave to find their own family themselves. In fact, this myth is so false that even the original author of “The Wolf” (1960) that made the first mention of this incorrect hierarchy later wrote a paper saying that it was false— and get this— only applies to wolves in a zoo. Maybe it’s just me, but I find it kind of ironically funny that the same people who give themselves these arbitrary pack ranks are quite literally implying they are wolves in a zoo and are kept in a cage, especially when they try to act like they’re the “free” ones lol.


KidFromCanada1

Sigma males be like


AphexTwins903

Ligma males more like


Plurpo

Did you hear Steve Jobs died of ligma?


Coolene

“Who the hell is Steve Jobs?”


Plurpo

##Ligma balls


bliblio

Ha got'eeemm


Dr_Insano_MD

Steve Jobs my balls


Throwaway-Iguess-

Sigma dick


sashabobby

Smegma lick


BlorseTheHorse

Mmm pp cheddar


46554B4E4348414453

tf are sigma males


ShapShip

In broscience you'll hear about alpha males and beta males, with the alphas being at the top and receiving all of the respect, pussy, etc. But a lot of guys who subscribe to this mindset realize that they aren't actually "above" anyone in any kind of hierarchy. So they invented a new type of male: sigma males. And they say that the sigma male is equal to the alpha male but *chooses* to exist outside of the social hierarchy


TNTyoshi

Sounds like when I find out I’mma lose a game of monopoly. JUST FLIP THE TABLE to avoid reality.


SemiKindaFunctional

No, at that point you trade all your property and money to the person you hate least at the table, so you can ruin everyone else's game as well.


tramadoc

Just a way for shitheads to normalize their shitty behavior.


zherok

So the whole alpha wolf thing began with incorrect research about the nature of wolves that the original researcher eventually corrected himself on, identifying wolves as much more social than the rigid hierarchy he'd portrayed them in. But the nonsense persists, and they've basically added fanon to bad research, extrapolating additional levels going down the greek letter chart. Beta is obvious, but there's also Omega (at the very bottom.) Sigma as far as I can tell is some loner than lone wolf bullshit. Guessing that's where you get that MGTOW cross over.


TristanTheViking

Sounds like sigma males are just your standard deviants.


Brodyseuss

More like smegma males


leaklikeasiv

“ShArKs dOnT cOmPLaIN aBoUt MoNdAys


jkoudys

Weirdly, cats do.


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These "lone wolf" dinguses don't know that wolves are social animals.


Swimming__Bird

And the lion thing. See a lot of domesticated sheep around lions? Is this Mesopotamia about 3,000 years ago or something? And lions are social as well.


joenot443

imo it's just another way of saying "I don't have any friends"


ImSociallyChallenged

yeah these are just awful coping mechanisms


[deleted]

Lone wolves can get fucked, i only post edgelord shit while cranking hogs with /r/THE_PACK


ceelogreenicanth

All i can think of is one man wolf pack


_Takub_

SHUT UP and GRIND and WAKE UP AT 3 AM so you can make some FUCKING MONEY and not be such a SIMP BETA CUCK fam✊🏻✊🏻😤😤💰💰


PapaBradford

And by "grind" you mean go to your JOB and get OVERTIME, right?


UR_MOMS_HAIRY_BONER

No! A salary is the drug they give you to forget your dreams!!!


6pt022x10tothe23

All the employees at Tesla... https://i.imgur.com/iW7AwtM.jpg


OneRougeRogue

You often don't get overtime if you are a salaried worker through. Anything over 40 is straight time.


hops4beer

*visible confusion*


empire1018

But im sleepy…


_Takub_

SHUT UP CUM STAIN GO MINE SOME BTC


empire1018

Im not a cum stain Im a cumslut


Johnnybravo60025

But Paw, I’ve got the black lung ^^^cough ^^^cough


rainbowsixsiegeboy

Or get up at 12 am and spending 8 hours on your routine to start the day


msing

sigh, this is the type of mentality of construction workers. also "saturdays are for overtime"


fb95dd7063

Gotta pay for that $60k truck somehow


lGloughl

THE C.E.O. CHALLENGE: NO SLEEP FOR 78 HOURS NO HUMAN I INTERACTION GRIND 24/7 NO FOOD OR WATER FOR A WEEK DO YOU HAVE THE MINDSET???


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rapherinos

lone wolf.. bru you just a furry


RemarkablyGayCoyote

Coyote, but thanks.


CatbellyDeathtrap

a remarkably gay one at that


246011111

It's just like the old saying goes: >There are two wolves inside you >You're in a threesome at a furry convention


SovietSniper621

Also, wtf is a lone wolf society?


Tailtrax

Lone wolf, alpha male, omega male bullshit. Talk about grinding 24/7 and fetishizing waking up early.


KidFromCanada1

I’m a ligma male


AlrightThenHolmes

What’s ligma


KidFromCanada1

Ligma NUTS AHAHAHA


AlrightThenHolmes

NOOOOOOOO


jeffk47

top 10 greatest anime betrayals


NoKenjataimu

Who's Steve Jobs?


wassuupp

What’s a male


Whiteguy1x

As someone who wakes up at 4 am for work I gotta think the only people who would talk about how great it is are people who are full of shit. You basically have to go to bed at 8 or 9 if you don't want to feel awful and you loose the ability to sleep in pretty quickly


[deleted]

You wake up at 4am? I wake up at 3:59 to be one step ahead so I can get that money!


[deleted]

I wake up at 3:58 \#riseandgrind \#grindoclock \#findandgrind \#mindonthegrind \#pleasebekindregrind \#grindr


Dildoshwagginss

That last hashtag killed me 🤣


nwoh

GET THAT BAG BRUH BRUH 🤴💰


sneakyveriniki

I would be fine with that but my body refuses to ever adjust so I still fall asleep at 1 am and just feel like shooting myself all day


ajungilak

I wake up at 5am. Take an ice cold shower. Run 20 miles. 😎 (also inherited millions of dollars from my grandpa but that's not important)


lobstesbucko

I woke up at 4am yesterday for today. Then I had a cold shower and meditated for 16 hours before having my AlphaBigDickTestosterone Coffee™️, use my referral code to order your own for 0.3% off


Abe_Vigoda

Corporate gaslighting of blue collar youth. The gig economy makes it awesome for big companies to exploit workers. Working class people are most effective in a strength by numbers way but this stuff glorifies this notion that blue collar people are all better off working as non union contractors. Big companies don't have to pay for stuff like benefits or even a living wage.


sammywammy53b

These guys are always outgoing, charismatic salesmen. They're guys that make their money from telling you how to make money. Ironically, I feel like nobody ever heard of them before they advertised themselves as such. Like the "FOREX traders" that make their money from you paying for FOREX school rather than actual FOREX trading themselves.


sneakyveriniki

It’s like influencers who pretend to be rich by going on photo shoots in fake private jets... pretending to have money is the way they make money


kkeut

fake it till you make it


BattalionSkimmer

"I'm rich, yet I spend all my waking hours pandering to dudes that pay me pennies, which makes sense as a way to spend my valuable time!" If those people were actually rich, they wouldn't bother spending time selling their knowledge for low amounts. Therefore they're swindlers.


Comfortable_Dirt

No you don't get it bro, they just want to help others and make them rich too bro


Dininiful

Bro I was just like you bro, bro I also was fat, ugly, bald, poor, lonely, angry, sad, forgotten and living in my parent's basement. Well, I still am those things but now I got 2000 in my checkings account! I'm rich and I'll teach you the ways!


surferos505

I’m a ligma male


neat-NEAT

What's a male?


Fuzelop

balls


46554B4E4348414453

GOTTEEEM


IGuessYourSubreddits

true


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A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk! Have at you!


GargamelLeNoir

The ultimate basic bro philosophy...


HOXA9

You're right Elon, all the brilliant scientists you employ forgot their dreams bc they're salaried.


perpetuatinstupidity

You can accomplish your dreams and be gainfully employed your entire life. I do hate the whole "Start your own business" when most people aren't business savvy. Or can't handle pressure/stress/losses year over year and just regular bullshit. The Dan Bilzerian had me rolling he shouldn't be in the limelight at all.


jkoudys

I've done a couple companies on my own, and it's about as opposite of that infinite-freedom dream-factory fantasy that motivational speakers pitch people on as I could imagine. You have no option to distance yourself from all the onerous, miserable parts of a job because it's not a job. You can't focus purely on the thing that interests you, you have to focus on what will make the business a success. Do it if you think you could make a lot of money, or if you have a vision for something that could be great but is best described by building it yourself.


Rich-Fill2200

I know a guy like that , says he's always working no time for anyone , thing is is that he's a narcissist and has burned bridges everywhere, he's a "lone wolf" cause no one likes him, I'm 99.9% sure he's a virgin and its cringey when he talks to me about "dominating" women saying that he slaps them on face and ass and pulls hard hard when he's done anal, it sounds like a 14 year old telling a fantasy story


jkoudys

I love when you feel a boob, and it's like a bag of sand...


Cialis-in-Wonderland

> "dominating" women saying that he slaps them on face and ass and pulls hard hard when he's done anal, Since pillow waifus and fleshlights don't talk back, does it still count as dominating?


JRTII

Don’t forget the book “Unfuck Yourself” My dad sent that to my cousin while he was in jail. They didn’t let him get it, just the other books.


Pratham33

What's in that book? It's 3.8/5 on Goodreads


KnightDuty

Imagine a self help book. Now imagine somebody tried to make self help edgy. Done!


kingssman

soooo not a military drill sergeant telling someone they need to unfuck themselves.


corporate_warrior

Goodreads sucks ass because every book is a 3.8


Comfortable_Dirt

Pretty sure *Mein Kampf* is like a solid 3.5 on goodreads lmao


BigBangZebraMan

That one is difficult to rate, like, do you give it a low rating because you disagree or because of the writing? I can deffo see people giving it a high rating because it's interesting to read Hitler's thoughts.


CapableCollar

It's pretty easy to rate I find. Hitler was a terrible author, he rambles and meanders all over the place. There are times you turn the page and as he goes from ranting about Bolsheviks to the French it feels like you missed an entire chapter. Contemporary fascists struggled with it. Mussolini famously mentioned he could never finish it after restarting several times. Many of the contemporary reviews were particularly scathing as it came out in a time of great ideological and political thought so Hitler's work could be compared directly to the writings of other major political figures. It can be interesting to see his thoughts but they are not complex and laid out quickly. It reads like a vanity project where he repeats his beliefs over and over sure that everyone agrees with him.


ralexander1997

I agree. We read excerpts in a literature class in college and (while I obviously disagree with the entirety of the content) I didn’t think the writing was particularly bad. Then I read it in it’s entirety because it was on my summer reading list last year and it’s structured so horrendously I struggled to even finish it.


Piano_Leg_Pete

Why do people idolize the Joker anyway? Isn't he a psychotic mass-murderer? He has pretty much zero likable traits.


Bart_T_Beast

Wasn’t that Joker an example of how the lone Wolf mentality is useless anyway, because he gets beaten down by society until he has a violent mental breakdown? If anything it shows how important support systems are.


OhKaleNo2

> it shows how important support systems are. i thought that was main the point of he film ...?


filthydank_2099

we live in a bottom text


outersphere

Favorite movies: Wolf of wall street, Pain and Gain


Impossible-Maize541

Sigma 1111


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S I G M A M A L E


luhsya

i hate the word 'hustle' now. if in youtube, it means motherfucking waking up at 4am to work out and.....nothing...the guy does nothing because he inherited the fucking company from his dad


PineMarte

The "alpha male" thing too. Do they not realize how dumb and self-obsessed that sounds? I know adult men who use that term...


manateesaredelicious

Does anyone want to tell them that lone wolves usually die quickly without the pack, and the ones that don't usually return their natal pack. Mostly because the existence of a lone wolfs lifestyle is a trash one.


PolOfThePot

I think it’s more helpful to point out that humans aren’t wolves. Totally different animal.


lpc1994

Funny thing is they have no clue how wolf's live either.


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PlsGiveSSR

I SLEEP FOR -3HRS AND WAKE UP AT 12PM THE PREVIOUS DAY. I MEDITATE FOR 2 HRS FOLLOWED BY A QUICK SHOWER TO GATHER MY THOUGHTS.


daveed4445

I never understood how dudes can wear a 3 inch hidden heel in their shoes? Like does your foot not pop out of your shoe how do you not walk funny?


Ka1ser

That's what those soles are? Hidden heels? I've never seen those. Doesn't that cause your shoes to fit wrong? For me, even if a shoe is only slightly the wrong size, it still scratches up the back of my foot.


radin_rxhani

14 year old girls have astrology, 14 year old boys have whatever the fuck this is


imaculat_indecision

Lol I can't believe people are like this.


synthophony

Most of this shit is just a bunch of scams


Solace143

Tried the carnivore diet once and only stopped when it was seriously hurting his body


Tripted

Didn't shit for 1 week


sneakyveriniki

Oh Jesus Christ did Elon really say that?


Flashdancer405

A salary is the money I need to eat and have electricity and hot water because I wasn’t born the heir to an emerald mining fortune.


mirablack

Wrong, they also use pictures of John Wick and George Clooney for their shitty quotes 😭