“Shitty motivation for young men” Starter Pack
By - KidFromCanada1
3 GOLDEN RULES FOR ALPHA MALES
HE’LL YEAH BRŒTHER
Uuugh! I just felt that horrible chill I get whenever I see those three words together. It’s like an evil incantation of forced positivity
uses screencaps of wolf of wall street despite that movie making fun of them
Wolf of Wall Street is the new Scarface.
say hello to my chocolate blend
The new Fight Club, in that its fans miss the point entirely
they kind of forget the part where all the guys just backstab eachother in the end, go to jail and some of them just kill themselves.
“DOGGY DOG WORLD LIVE FAST DIE HARD HERE FOR A GOOD TIME NOT A LONG TIME MAKE MONEY LIVE AND DIE 😤😤💪💪😏😏😒😎😎”
WAKE UP TIME TO GET THAT BAG
GRIND BRUH BRUH
YOU DO YOU KING 🤴 👑 😤😤😤🙌🙌👌👌
A leased Used beemer.
I had to grind for dis view 😡😡🤔💅🤔🤔🙏😤😤💪💪👌🤏🤏
I am ASSUMING you purposefully wrote doggy dog world, and it's pretty funny.
If you didn't and thought the saying was actually that, then that's very very funny.
it's just water under the fridge.
Doesn’t take rocket appliances.
Just remember, what goes around is all around.
No but I love how the final shot of Wolf of Wallstreet is basically saying “you assholes will eat this stuff up, because you still want to be him”
Never thought of it that way. You're onto something.
**Now..sell me. This pen.**
That’s what makes it so terrifying.
That’s a great read of the scene. I always thought that ending muddled the themes in favour of giving Leo another cool moment but thinking of it this way is quite cool
Always hate when wolf of Wall Street is used for motivational quotes when the movie is literally about taking short cuts and doing fraud
Well, the moral of the movie is, take shortcuts, be fraudulent and become filthy rich. Fuck all the pretty girls, be convicted of crime, go to rich people jail for a year or two and retire with all the money you still have. Still a better outcome than work 40 years and maybe retire IF you don't have a medical condition.
You left out do coke off of Margot Robbie's titty.
Same thing for Fight Club.
This starter pack is probably linked to like a dozen murders per year.
And spousal abuse
People did that with Mad Men. They thought it was cool to have money, drink, and dress nice. The whole point of the show was that they were all miserable people.
Miserable *rich* people.
Miserable, rich, very attractive people.
Had a job in "sales" a couple years ago, the walls in the office were covered in Wolf of Wall Street posters.
It later turned out that my whole job was taking part in a scam.
The term "sigma male" will never not be funny to me. Not only are they trying to one up an already long dated term, but they're also willingly opening themselves up to "sigma nuts" jokes.
Why did the pick sigma? Is 18th of 24th meaningful?
it's the only other greek letter these fucking morons know. alpha, beta and omega were already taken.
gotta be that Δ male. be the difference or change in the world. 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤
They be sleeping on us Γ males. The true underdogs.
Completely ignoring the superiority of Ξ males I see.
Gotta step function on them haters
λ or die!
Admittedly, it has its ups and downs.
Ah yes, we are the wavelength
Gotta admit, Half-Life males are the cuckiest of the cucks.
/s (just in case.)
They should play soma then. Lots of neat Greek letters.
And the end of the world
Soma deez nuts lmao
Oh God Six Sigma is real? I always thought it was a joke on 30 Rock.
Yeah, it's a quality assurance thing. Project managers get six sigma and/or lean certifications and go work for manufacturing companies making 6 figures to train employees on the methodology. It actually involves a lot of statistics and analysis. I learned it in engineering project management courses.
I think it's because S-class trumps A-class in video games, which are the full extent of their cultural sphere.
Exactly, phi would sound so much cooler!
"HOW TO BECOME A PHIMALE IN TEN SIMPLE STEPS!"
But phi rhymes with eye in English
I know, and it kind of ruins the joke.
Still, the "original" Koine Era pronunciation is like fi in fix
Can't help but think smegma males every time I hear these assholes.
The funniest (and most tragic) part of that to me is, it's all about being an alpha but \*also\* being a lone wolf. So basically it's all marketed to people who don't have any real friends or network. So instead of joining clubs and meeting people, they can tell themselves they're basically alphas except even \*better\*: they're sigmas because they are lOnE wOlVeS
It’s really weird how they focus so much on pack animals, lions, wolves etc, all struggle and rarely survive on their own.
Why not something like a bear? or a badger? Something that actually does spend a significant amount of time on its own?
47 Lamborghinis in my Lamborghini account
I'm making 5 passive income Lamborghinis a week.
I have 10000 books in my book account
I like how nobody knows who that guy is anymore but everybody remembers what a wannabe-tryhard he was then.
*in the Hollywood Hills*
I actually left one of his hour or so long advertisements on once while i was doing chores, just kinda listening in the background
He literally never gets to a single point and it just ends with “buy my book on how to be a boss”
Just like Buffet Warren Billionaire said
The more you learn... the more you DRIVE UP HERE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS
You need more fuel units
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
And only 47 Hollywood hills in my Hollywood hills account.
"I am a lone wolf and proud", the man shouted to all who would listen, hoping for their attention to validate his delusions.
I just watched that video out of curiosity and it has a lot of unhealthy messages. “If you’re going to try, go all the way, otherwise don’t try at all”. Like isn’t that the opposite way to find passion and gain experience? You should try tons of stuff, expecting to be bad at it (at least at first), and see if anything sticks. Then you can practice a skill, or you can at least say you tried it once.
So what they're saying is.. "Do or do not. There is no try." These mfs are just stealing yoda quotes.
"Lone wolf" is just a cool way of saying anti-social.
Meanwhile real "lone wolves" would give their right testicle to end up in a healthy group of likeminded peers.
I wouldn't give up a testicle for it, but I'd definitely suck some dicks if you know what I mean
How could anyone mistake what you mean?
Or a desperate way to describe loneliness.
>The lone wolf dies on the prairie, but the pack survives.
\-Dutch Van Der Linde
The hell's that lone wolf bullshit. Sounds like something out of edgy 14 yo's fanfiction
Interesting fact: wolves only go out on their own when they are forced out of the pack for either being sickly or a problem causer. Life expectancy is very low. Healthy wolves that are loners are constantly looking for a mate so they can start a new pack.
Now that you mention it. It does sound kinda fitting for some of these people.
I thought the same thing. They are ostracized by their own group so they are left out. So they keep looking for new connections ie. finding new friends so they are not so lonely anymore
Ooh, I love this subject!
I think the funniest part about this all is that the types of people who refer to the hierarchal structure of wolves (I.e. Alpha, beta, sigma, omega...) are referring to a severely outdated, and frankly incorrect myth about wolves! Just as you mentioned, Wolf packs are literally just family units. The only hierarchy that exists is split between the parents and the children, and the children eventually leave to find their own family themselves.
In fact, this myth is so false that even the original author of “The Wolf” (1960) that made the first mention of this incorrect hierarchy later wrote a paper saying that it was false— and get this— only applies to wolves in a zoo. Maybe it’s just me, but I find it kind of ironically funny that the same people who give themselves these arbitrary pack ranks are quite literally implying they are wolves in a zoo and are kept in a cage, especially when they try to act like they’re the “free” ones lol.
Sigma males be like
Ligma males more like
Did you hear Steve Jobs died of ligma?
“Who the hell is Steve Jobs?”
Steve Jobs my balls
Mmm pp cheddar
tf are sigma males
In broscience you'll hear about alpha males and beta males, with the alphas being at the top and receiving all of the respect, pussy, etc.
But a lot of guys who subscribe to this mindset realize that they aren't actually "above" anyone in any kind of hierarchy. So they invented a new type of male: sigma males. And they say that the sigma male is equal to the alpha male but *chooses* to exist outside of the social hierarchy
Sounds like when I find out I’mma lose a game of monopoly. JUST FLIP THE TABLE to avoid reality.
No, at that point you trade all your property and money to the person you hate least at the table, so you can ruin everyone else's game as well.
Just a way for shitheads to normalize their shitty behavior.
So the whole alpha wolf thing began with incorrect research about the nature of wolves that the original researcher eventually corrected himself on, identifying wolves as much more social than the rigid hierarchy he'd portrayed them in.
But the nonsense persists, and they've basically added fanon to bad research, extrapolating additional levels going down the greek letter chart. Beta is obvious, but there's also Omega (at the very bottom.) Sigma as far as I can tell is some loner than lone wolf bullshit. Guessing that's where you get that MGTOW cross over.
Sounds like sigma males are just your standard deviants.
More like smegma males
“ShArKs dOnT cOmPLaIN aBoUt MoNdAys
Weirdly, cats do.
These "lone wolf" dinguses don't know that wolves are social animals.
And the lion thing. See a lot of domesticated sheep around lions? Is this Mesopotamia about 3,000 years ago or something? And lions are social as well.
imo it's just another way of saying "I don't have any friends"
yeah these are just awful coping mechanisms
Lone wolves can get fucked, i only post edgelord shit while cranking hogs with /r/THE_PACK
All i can think of is one man wolf pack
SHUT UP and GRIND and WAKE UP AT 3 AM so you can make some FUCKING MONEY and not be such a SIMP BETA CUCK fam✊🏻✊🏻😤😤💰💰
And by "grind" you mean go to your JOB and get OVERTIME, right?
No! A salary is the drug they give you to forget your dreams!!!
All the employees at Tesla...
You often don't get overtime if you are a salaried worker through. Anything over 40 is straight time.
But im sleepy…
SHUT UP CUM STAIN GO MINE SOME BTC
Im not a cum stain Im a cumslut
But Paw, I’ve got the black lung ^^^cough ^^^cough
Or get up at 12 am and spending 8 hours on your routine to start the day
sigh, this is the type of mentality of construction workers. also "saturdays are for overtime"
Gotta pay for that $60k truck somehow
THE C.E.O. CHALLENGE:
NO SLEEP FOR 78 HOURS
NO HUMAN I INTERACTION
NO FOOD OR WATER FOR A WEEK
DO YOU HAVE THE MINDSET???
lone wolf.. bru you just a furry
Coyote, but thanks.
a remarkably gay one at that
It's just like the old saying goes:
>There are two wolves inside you
>You're in a threesome at a furry convention
Also, wtf is a lone wolf society?
Lone wolf, alpha male, omega male bullshit. Talk about grinding 24/7 and fetishizing waking up early.
I’m a ligma male
Ligma NUTS AHAHAHA
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Who's Steve Jobs?
What’s a male
As someone who wakes up at 4 am for work I gotta think the only people who would talk about how great it is are people who are full of shit. You basically have to go to bed at 8 or 9 if you don't want to feel awful and you loose the ability to sleep in pretty quickly
You wake up at 4am? I wake up at 3:59 to be one step ahead so I can get that money!
I wake up at 3:58
\#riseandgrind \#grindoclock \#findandgrind \#mindonthegrind \#pleasebekindregrind \#grindr
That last hashtag killed me 🤣
GET THAT BAG BRUH BRUH 🤴💰
I would be fine with that but my body refuses to ever adjust so I still fall asleep at 1 am and just feel like shooting myself all day
I wake up at 5am. Take an ice cold shower. Run 20 miles. 😎 (also inherited millions of dollars from my grandpa but that's not important)
I woke up at 4am yesterday for today. Then I had a cold shower and meditated for 16 hours before having my AlphaBigDickTestosterone Coffee™️, use my referral code to order your own for 0.3% off
Corporate gaslighting of blue collar youth.
The gig economy makes it awesome for big companies to exploit workers. Working class people are most effective in a strength by numbers way but this stuff glorifies this notion that blue collar people are all better off working as non union contractors.
Big companies don't have to pay for stuff like benefits or even a living wage.
These guys are always outgoing, charismatic salesmen. They're guys that make their money from telling you how to make money. Ironically, I feel like nobody ever heard of them before they advertised themselves as such. Like the "FOREX traders" that make their money from you paying for FOREX school rather than actual FOREX trading themselves.
It’s like influencers who pretend to be rich by going on photo shoots in fake private jets... pretending to have money is the way they make money
fake it till you make it
"I'm rich, yet I spend all my waking hours pandering to dudes that pay me pennies, which makes sense as a way to spend my valuable time!"
If those people were actually rich, they wouldn't bother spending time selling their knowledge for low amounts. Therefore they're swindlers.
No you don't get it bro, they just want to help others and make them rich too bro
Bro I was just like you bro, bro I also was fat, ugly, bald, poor, lonely, angry, sad, forgotten and living in my parent's basement. Well, I still am those things but now I got 2000 in my checkings account! I'm rich and I'll teach you the ways!
What's a male?
A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk! Have at you!
The ultimate basic bro philosophy...
You're right Elon, all the brilliant scientists you employ forgot their dreams bc they're salaried.
You can accomplish your dreams and be gainfully employed your entire life.
I do hate the whole "Start your own business" when most people aren't business savvy. Or can't handle pressure/stress/losses year over year and just regular bullshit.
The Dan Bilzerian had me rolling he shouldn't be in the limelight at all.
I've done a couple companies on my own, and it's about as opposite of that infinite-freedom dream-factory fantasy that motivational speakers pitch people on as I could imagine. You have no option to distance yourself from all the onerous, miserable parts of a job because it's not a job. You can't focus purely on the thing that interests you, you have to focus on what will make the business a success.
Do it if you think you could make a lot of money, or if you have a vision for something that could be great but is best described by building it yourself.
I know a guy like that , says he's always working no time for anyone , thing is is that he's a narcissist and has burned bridges everywhere, he's a "lone wolf" cause no one likes him, I'm 99.9% sure he's a virgin and its cringey when he talks to me about "dominating" women saying that he slaps them on face and ass and pulls hard hard when he's done anal, it sounds like a 14 year old telling a fantasy story
I love when you feel a boob, and it's like a bag of sand...
> "dominating" women saying that he slaps them on face and ass and pulls hard hard when he's done anal,
Since pillow waifus and fleshlights don't talk back, does it still count as dominating?
Don’t forget the book “Unfuck Yourself” My dad sent that to my cousin while he was in jail. They didn’t let him get it, just the other books.
What's in that book? It's 3.8/5 on Goodreads
Imagine a self help book. Now imagine somebody tried to make self help edgy.
soooo not a military drill sergeant telling someone they need to unfuck themselves.
Goodreads sucks ass because every book is a 3.8
Pretty sure *Mein Kampf* is like a solid 3.5 on goodreads lmao
That one is difficult to rate, like, do you give it a low rating because you disagree or because of the writing? I can deffo see people giving it a high rating because it's interesting to read Hitler's thoughts.
It's pretty easy to rate I find. Hitler was a terrible author, he rambles and meanders all over the place. There are times you turn the page and as he goes from ranting about Bolsheviks to the French it feels like you missed an entire chapter.
Contemporary fascists struggled with it. Mussolini famously mentioned he could never finish it after restarting several times. Many of the contemporary reviews were particularly scathing as it came out in a time of great ideological and political thought so Hitler's work could be compared directly to the writings of other major political figures.
It can be interesting to see his thoughts but they are not complex and laid out quickly. It reads like a vanity project where he repeats his beliefs over and over sure that everyone agrees with him.
I agree. We read excerpts in a literature class in college and (while I obviously disagree with the entirety of the content) I didn’t think the writing was particularly bad.
Then I read it in it’s entirety because it was on my summer reading list last year and it’s structured so horrendously I struggled to even finish it.
Why do people idolize the Joker anyway? Isn't he a psychotic mass-murderer? He has pretty much zero likable traits.
Wasn’t that Joker an example of how the lone Wolf mentality is useless anyway, because he gets beaten down by society until he has a violent mental breakdown? If anything it shows how important support systems are.
> it shows how important support systems are.
i thought that was main the point of he film ...?
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Favorite movies: Wolf of wall street, Pain and Gain
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i hate the word 'hustle' now. if in youtube, it means motherfucking waking up at 4am to work out and.....nothing...the guy does nothing because he inherited the fucking company from his dad
The "alpha male" thing too.
Do they not realize how dumb and self-obsessed that sounds? I know adult men who use that term...
Does anyone want to tell them that lone wolves usually die quickly without the pack, and the ones that don't usually return their natal pack. Mostly because the existence of a lone wolfs lifestyle is a trash one.
I think it’s more helpful to point out that humans aren’t wolves. Totally different animal.
Funny thing is they have no clue how wolf's live either.
I SLEEP FOR -3HRS AND WAKE UP AT 12PM THE PREVIOUS DAY. I MEDITATE FOR 2 HRS FOLLOWED BY A QUICK SHOWER TO GATHER MY THOUGHTS.
I never understood how dudes can wear a 3 inch hidden heel in their shoes? Like does your foot not pop out of your shoe how do you not walk funny?
That's what those soles are? Hidden heels? I've never seen those. Doesn't that cause your shoes to fit wrong? For me, even if a shoe is only slightly the wrong size, it still scratches up the back of my foot.
14 year old girls have astrology, 14 year old boys have whatever the fuck this is
Lol I can't believe people are like this.
Most of this shit is just a bunch of scams
Tried the carnivore diet once and only stopped when it was seriously hurting his body
Didn't shit for 1 week
Oh Jesus Christ did Elon really say that?
A salary is the money I need to eat and have electricity and hot water because I wasn’t born the heir to an emerald mining fortune.
Wrong, they also use pictures of John Wick and George Clooney for their shitty quotes 😭